Tiny Brain Big Deal | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8250
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6535	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	282	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Animals Bred:	73

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Farms Harvested:	507

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyMoodBoost

bright moments, CraftyMoodBoost, daily blessings, feel-good moments, good energy, good news, Grateful, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming gestures, Kindness, little joys, mood booster, Positive, positive vibes, silver lining, simple pleasures, Small victories, small wins, unexpected joy, uplifting encounters

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

Chronicles, Covid-19, different variants, Document, first time, genetic mutation, Healthcare, Hospital, Hybrid, INFECTED, novel hybrid, Origin, patient, public health, recombinant variant, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientists, study, Swedish, transmitted, viral transmission, Virus

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

admin shop, bedrock connections, building, claiming plugins, Dark, diamonds, discord server, Economy, Find, gravity, Grief, Head Drops, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, multiplayer, player based, Player Shops, Public farms, Rail, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, SSMP, Steals, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, tps, Youll

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Ores Mined:	1741
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.