Time Travelers’ Paradise: Yesterday’s Tomorrow

abstract, Concept, Contemplative, deep, Existence, Future, Introspective, mind-bending, Paradise, Paradox, past, Perception, philosophy, PRESENT, Reality, Temporal, Thought-provoking, Time, Today, Tomorrow, travelers, Yesterday, yesterdays

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and reality is a mere suggestion! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mystical Time Crystal, rumored to have the power to make yesterday tomorrow and today not exist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like never before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why wait for yesterday to be tomorrow when you can join our server today and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	86
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5819

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4320	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Emeralds Found:	8710	Players Killed by Monsters:	9962
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ores Mined:	6940
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3575	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Buildings Constructed:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	3310
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!