Throwback /pol/ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect server for you! Introducing our Throwback Thursday: /pol/ edition server!

Join us for a wild ride through the depths of the internet as we recreate the chaotic energy of everyone’s favorite controversial message board. Build your own Pepe shrine, engage in heated debates about lizard people, and embark on quests to uncover the truth behind the Illuminati’s secret plans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rare meme-loving creepers that explode in a shower of rare Pepes when defeated. Collect them all and become the ultimate meme master!

So why wait? Join our /pol/ edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to wear your tinfoil hat for extra protection against mind control!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	3396
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DungeonCrawl LOLz: Survive & Thrive to the Last Level!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even reaching the last dungeon won’t make you want to stop playing! In fact, we have players who have been stuck in the last dungeon for years because they just can’t bear for the game to be over. Join us and become part of the never-ending adventure!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. From building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether to creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and never finish the game – because who needs closure when you can keep having fun forever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	7754	Dragon Eggs Found:	2355
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

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Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ores Mined:	7829	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Banter: Say ‘Goodbye for all eternity’ to your friends on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles, dancing to dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning!

On this server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. Want to build a house? How about a floating castle made entirely of cheese? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to Michael Jackson tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players can compete in a hot dog eating contest against a horde of hungry pandas. The winner gets a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Streamy McStreamFace: We Stream Once Every 2 Months and It’s Glorious!

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Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers who only stream once in a blue moon? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have the NUMBER 1 VTuber who streams once every 2 months! That’s right, she’s so good that she doesn’t even need to stream regularly to stay on top.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of our VTuber as she battles against other VTubers who just can’t seem to keep up. Will she reign supreme? Will she finally reveal why she only streams once every 2 months? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FamilyCraft: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and building forts is a family affair!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic quests where you can team up with your family members to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or embark on a hilarious scavenger hunt to find the rarest items in the game. Need a break from all the action? Relax at our virtual beach resort where you can build sandcastles with your kids or challenge your grandma to a fishing competition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at our infamous Parkour Challenge, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most family-centric Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Farms Harvested:	263
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the Houthis take on Israel in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama wearing a top hat. Plus, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the dancing creepers, then all bets are off).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3594	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafting Chaos – Where Creeper meets RuneScape in the ultimate gaming mashup! #rsg #minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the iconic Draynor Village and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a new Spring event with its own area and graphics that will have you hopping with excitement until April 8th. And if that’s not enough, we’ve added herbs and seeds with diverse appearances that will make your garden the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Yanille graphical overhaul that will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world? Or a cooking skill overhaul that will have you whipping up delicious dishes in no time? And don’t even get us started on the gender neutral titles and shark plushies that will help you troon out in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Jagex when you have us?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	8325
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.