The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1171
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Star Shards Collected:	150
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
New Chunks Explored:	732661	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9086

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	New Chunks Explored:	982664
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8458
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.