The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9789	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3148
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	139	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyNoobsBegone

ANNOYED, annoying questions, constantly repeating, CraftyNoobsBegone, drained, exasperated, exhausted, explaining over and over, explaining the obvious, explaining the same thing, fed up, Frustration, over it, patience wearing thin, repeating myself, same old questions, tired of explaining, Tiresome, Weary, worn out

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, death, Defense, extremist, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, News, palestine, Politics, RIP, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, Terrorism, Yahya, Yahya Sinwar

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	9
New Chunks Explored:	50184	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Xique Xique Network

Bedwars, clan system, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, exchanges, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, sandbox game, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world, Warps, Xique Network

Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3125	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.