Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Love Letters Sent: 16
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Holy Grails Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Air Quality Craft

    Air Quality Craft
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

    imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

    so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2960
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Anarchy Unfiltered

    Anarchy Unfiltered

    Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Farms Harvested: 593 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • forteuropa

    forteuropa

    FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5043 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5405 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 278 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

    Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

    Why  are  all  TV  shows  about  violence?  –  Minecraft  SMP
    Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 New Chunks Explored: 653229
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyNoobsBegone

    CraftyNoobsBegone
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

    NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma
    so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

    plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

    so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

    SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas
    lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Villages Defended: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Emeralds Found: 3101
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 374966 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Xique Xique Network

    Xique Xique Network

    Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Star Shards Collected: 169
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Enchantments Applied: 148
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    New Chunks Explored: 584708 Buildings Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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