The Perch | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	56	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Magic Items Found:	7877
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	7309	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1478	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Animals Bred:	60
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Crops Grown:	2119	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	54	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	112
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	519938	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	658	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Players:	101/100	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crops Grown:	3399
Votes:	3702	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1