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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4414 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 140 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!