The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

SMPJoyRide – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, leisure, life experience, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, SMPJoyRide, Tranquility

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Falling into the Void:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Votes:	7978
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Enchantments Applied:	144	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times? It’s like living in a pumpkin spice dream world, except with creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right?

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.

XmasGrindCraft: Boss AFK, We Slay!

Afk, Boss, boss behavior, boss expectations, boss gratitude, boss support, Christmas shifts, Christmas work, Christmas work culture, Christmas work pressure, Christmas work rewards, Christmas work-life balance, holiday shifts, holiday work, holiday work challenges, holiday work ethics, holiday work motivation, holiday work sacrifices, holiday working conditions, People who work on Christmas, slay, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Votes:	9495
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of working on Christmas while your boss is off sipping eggnog on a beach somewhere? Well, join our Minecraft server where Santa is the boss and he’s always watching to make sure everyone is spreading holiday cheer! Instead of working overtime, you’ll be building gingerbread houses and riding flying reindeer around the virtual North Pole. Plus, if you’re on the naughty list, you might just end up in a snowball fight with the Grinch himself. So ditch your boring job and come join the festive fun on our server!

EstoniaFinland Electric Minecraft Server

blackout, Connection, cross-border, DISRUPTED, DiSRuPtiON, Electric, electricity, ENERGY, Estonia, EstoniaFinland, Fingrid, finland, Grid, Incident, investigation, maintenance, Minecraft, OUTAGE, power, Repair, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Vandalism

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8943
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, liek, u kno how electricity is suposed to go from estonia to finland, rite? well sum dum-dums decided to mess with the wires and now the connection is all messed up. fingrid is all like “yo, sum1 prolly did sum vandalism sh*t” and now every1 is like “wut da heck, man?”

but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!

AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!

Assad, AssadmasCraft, celebration, Christian Community, CHRISTIANS, Christmas mass, FAITH, fall of Assad, holiday season, Hope, MIDDLE EAST, minority group, persecution, religious ceremony, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian, tradition, unite, war-torn country

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin!

Lung Scan Fun Land

Fun, gas diffusion, gas inhalation, Land, Lung, lung disease, lung function, lung health, lung imaging, lung research, lung scanning, lung scans, lung technology, lung therapy, lung treatment, lung ventilation, medical imaging, Perfluoropropane gas, pulmonary function, Real-Time Monitoring, respiratory health, respiratory system, Scan, treatment effects

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we scan lungs with perfluoropropane gas! it’s like a rave for your respiratory system, dude. breathe in that sweet gas and watch as it travels through your virtual lungs in real time. who needs x-rays when you can have a minecraft lung scan, right? plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with different gases and see what happens. maybe you’ll grow an extra lung or turn into a dragon, who knows? join now for the most insane medical experience of your life!

Lanterncraft

Adventure, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Ip:, Lanterncraft, Lore, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Map Wipes, player-controlled economy, player-marketplace, quest lines, Quests, Resource worlds, Server, Shop, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

🕯 Quests	We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them.
🛡️ Dungeons	Want something to do in the end games? Well we offer unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete
🍃 Resource Worlds	Don’t like destroying your surroundings to get materials? Our resource worlds offer exactly that, You can mine them to your heart’s content. They even get reset every month so you’ll never run out of resources
💰 Player-Controlled Economy	Don’t like being restricted on what you can sell? Fear not, YOU control the market, there is no server-imposed pricing, and you decide what you want to sell your items for
🏪 Player Marketplace	Want a place to sell your items? We have a huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like
🌍 No Map Wipes	Sick and tired of your progress being reset on other servers? You won’t have that worry on Lanterncraft, We strive to keep the same world for as long as possible. Come and make your mark on the server. Our world was made on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by using the invite link http://discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Q: Can I create my own shop in the player marketplace?

A: Yes, you can design your shop plot however you like in the player marketplace

Q: Are there regular resets of the resource worlds?

A: Yes, the resource worlds are reset every month to ensure you never run out of resources

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.6

1.20.6, back, ballot, CHANGE, Choice, decision, election, error, irreversible, Kingdoms, Lost, Mind, mistake, reconsider, regret, remorse, remorseful, rethink, Sorry., sucker, undo, Vote, Voting

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ores Mined:	1377

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF!

First off, we got so many crazy mods that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes. How insane is that?!

And the best part is the community, man. We got the friendliest bunch of players who will help you out with anything. Need some diamonds? They got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? They’ll cheer you on!

Plus, the events on this server are next level bonkers. We have weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we all wear glow-in-the-dark armor and boogie down to some sick beats. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Sorry, you can’t take your vote back, sucker.

>its the PS1 days but all the lessons… Minecraft SMP

3d game, 3D Graphics, console advancements, console gens, Days, game design evolution, game design principles, game development, game industry, Game Mechanics, gaming aesthetics, gaming evolution, gaming innovation, gaming technology, gtits, improved graphics, lessons, Minecraft, Nostalgia, proper design, ps1, retro gaming, smp, Video Game History

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take you back to the PS1 days but with all the modern bells and whistles of later console generations! Imagine playing Minecraft with graphics that make you question if you’re still in the Stone Age or not.

Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the classics in a whole new light. Who needs fancy shaders and high-res textures when you can experience the pixelated glory of the PS1 era?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret level that unlocks the ability to play Minecraft in VR. That’s right, virtual reality in a virtual world – mind blown!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the PS1 revolution like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden cheat code that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!

FirstDateWed SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Connection, DATING, first date, FirstDateWed, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, Marriage, marriage success, partner, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Spouse, true love, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Farms Harvested:	813
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Towns Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a crazy love story like no other. Who knows, you might even marry the girl you slept with on your first date! That’s right, love is in the air and so are Ender Dragons apparently.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And let’s not forget about the talking sheep who gives out life advice in exchange for wool.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just become the king of the server or end up in a llama rodeo. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times I’ve accidentally punched a villager. Let’s goooo!

Blockhead Blunders

Absurd, asinine, Blockhead, Blunders, brainless, Daft, dumb, EYES, foolish behavior, foolishness, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE, witnessed

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	198
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Have you ever seen a creeper try to do the moonwalk while exploding? Well, get ready for even more ridiculousness on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, flying pigs, and sheep that tell bad jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and witness the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPeace Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Ishiba, Japan, mediation, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, Peacebuilding, PixelPeace, Political Support, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Unity, world peace, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.

oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.

plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.

YoonCraft: No Summons, Just Fun!

Accountability, civil liberties, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, Fun, Government, investigation, justice system, legal issues, martial law, opposition party, political scandal, presidential candidate, Presidential election, rejection, Rule of Law, south korea, summons, transparency, Yoon Suk Yeol, YoonCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2607	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of Yoon Suk Yeol out of diamond blocks! he rejects all summons because he’s too busy playing on our server, duh. we’re so cool, we even have our own martial law investigation going on. join now to be a part of the chaos and mayhem! YOLO!

sVanilla Survival

authentic, balance, creativity, crystal pvp, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, hacked clients, Land Claims, Melee Meta, Monuments, Piston, PVP Restrictions, Slime, smp, SMP experience, Survival, Svanilla, tnt machines, totem, Trading, tree farms

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Votes:	8051
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

sVanilla Survival Server

Server IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP
Quality of Life
Bartering Economy
Boundless Exploration
Permanent Legacy
TNT Duplication

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed on the server?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is there a land claim system in place?	No, there are no land claims on the server. You are free to explore and build wherever you like.
What kind of PvP is allowed on the server?	Melee based PvP is encouraged on sVanilla Survival. Crystal PvP is disabled.
Are there any economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the map permanent or does it reset?	The map is permanent and will never reset, allowing for long-term building projects.
Are TNT duplication methods enabled on the server?	Yes, piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for certain builds and creations.

Pink Pixel Paradise 1.21.3

#MoeChart, #Readme, 1.21.3, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Paradise, PINK, Pink Edition, PIXEL, plot spoilers, Recommendations, shitposting, specific element, tech support, useful things, visual novel

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	9778	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to dive into a world of Japanese visual novels on this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

Join us for some epic discussions about English-translated VN’s, but leave your untranslated stuff at the door – we ain’t got time for that!

Tech issues with your VN? No problem, just follow these steps: 1. Japanese locale, 2. Read the Readme, 3. Check out our epic help guide, 4. Use DeepL like a pro, 5. Google that shiz!

Looking for recommendations or specific elements in your VN? We got you covered with our FAQs and useful links!

So why join? Because this server is like a visual novel itself – full of twists, turns, and plot spoilers that will make your head spin faster than a ghast in the Nether! Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get VN crazy!

Elon’s Mask Comes Off Completely Minecraft SMP

Completely, Conspiracy, Deception, elon musk, Elon’s mask, Elon’s secret, Elon’s true face, Elons, hoax, internet, mask, Minecraft, online buzz., Reveal, ruse, Shocking.., smp, social media, Surprise, trending topic, truth revealed, twitter, unexpected, viral

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1803
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.