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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2759 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!