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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
Dragon Eggs Found: 7164 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Crops Grown: 1907 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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