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Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Emeralds Found: 7208 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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