The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Divine Spears Created:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Amazing SMP

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[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1488	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Xique Xique Network

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Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	5593
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Potions Brewed:	147	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7535	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.