Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 358
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Magic Items Found: 7380
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Farms Harvested: 317
    Star Shards Collected: 148 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5077 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Buildings Constructed: 17
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ores Mined: 9650

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 442
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9846
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CrushCraftVIP

    CrushCraftVIP
    Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • UgandanRejectsCraft

    UgandanRejectsCraft
    lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Mickey Mouse Craft Land

    Mickey Mouse Craft Land
    Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2374 Dragon Eggs Found: 7962
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 86 Ores Mined: 9740

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Air Quality Craft

    Air Quality Craft
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

    imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

    so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 184 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Anarchy Unfiltered

    Anarchy Unfiltered

    Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • forteuropa

    forteuropa

    FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6198 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

    Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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