Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 29 Wilderness Tamed: 19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mines Excavated: 1233

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

    SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas
    lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Xique Xique Network

    Xique Xique Network

    Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 215 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Gods Slained: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Emeralds Found: 7644
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 640 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Magic Items Found: 6988
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Ores Mined: 4031 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5557 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Farms Harvested: 566

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 New Chunks Explored: 567728
    Mines Excavated: 1523 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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