Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found: 8415 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Animals Bred: 169 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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