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Anima Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, anima, animation, Anime, Craft, cult classic, Drama, end of evangelion, evangelion, Franchise, futuristic, japanese, Mecha, neon genesis evangelion, Network, post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Robots, science fiction, series, Technobabble

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Towns Built:	9

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server that’s like the Evangelion ANIMA of the gaming world? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and your sanity, but in a good way!

Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.

Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1256
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7531
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Potions Brewed:	82
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	323	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	1161	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3316	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	74
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1798	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3