The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1439	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	193	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineGirrlRealityCheck

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, glass ceiling, harsh reality, intersectionality, MineGirrlRealityCheck, Misogyny, patriarchy, reddit, self worth, sexism, sexual harassment, societal expectations, wage gap, WOMAN

Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, Afghanistan, Censorship, conservative values, cultural restrictions, extremist groups, freedom of expression, Images, Islamic fundamentalism, Islamic law, living things, media ban, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, news blackout, PIXEL, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, Server, Taliban, visual representation

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	917

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	4527

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DreamCraft SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, chasing dreams, determination, DreamCraft, dreams, fear of failure, goal-setting, inner strength, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, reaching for the stars, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-belief, self-doubt, smp, success, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	71385	Void Gems Collected:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TraitCraft

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Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hate-Free Zone Server

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LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Emeralds Found:	512	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

#clues, 500 million years, ancient life, animal evolution, animal evolution timeline, animal fossils, australian desert, Australian fossils, complex animal life, complex lifeforms, desert, discovery, Earth, earth’s history, Evolution, evolution of life, Fossils, left-right asymmetry, LeftRight, Lifeforms, Paleontology, Quaestio, Quaestio simpsonorum, Simpsonorum

Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9901
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Emeralds Found:	5311
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	574471	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Jay Nepal

Adventure, Cities, coins economy, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Discord, Economy, Events, imagination, jay nepal, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Parkour, pixel-perfect, player tags, Ranks, Roleplay, Support, Updates, Worldedit

Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	2861
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runes Activated:	3