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NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

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Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NostalgicCraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3748	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ores Mined:	2016
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

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Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1540	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Buildings Constructed:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MomCantDriveMC

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Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5759	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

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Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OpportuCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

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so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Emeralds Found:	1976

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	571
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18