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PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

animal companionship, beloved pet, best memory, Cherished moments, furry friend, happy memories, heartwarming memories, loving pet memories, Memories, pet, Pet Companions, pet love, pet memories, pet nostalgia, pet owner, pet relationships, pet stories, PetPals, Pets, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable bond

Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelatedRevolution

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cryptocurrency, digital payments, e commerce, electric vehicles, gene editing, online shopping, personalized medicine, PixelatedRevolution, remote work, renewable energy, self driving cars, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, social media, streaming, Technology, virtual reality

Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PastorPimpSenatorPHL

abuse of power, controversial figure, Corruption, criminal charges, detained, Exploitation, human trafficking, international news, Justice, legal issues, Pastor, PastorPimpSenatorPHL, Philippines, political ambitions, Politics, public office, religious leader, scandal, senatorial elections, sex trafficking, US

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

Addon, Arguing, base raiding, Buffs, building contests, cast, Community, cursed energy, cursed technique, Debuffs, Diamond, Domain, Duels, Friends, Fusion, Infusion, Items, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Punch, Rebirth system, roleplay events, Server, smp, Spells, Suggestions, Techniques, traits systems, Updates, Upgrade, Vessel system

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Custom addon updates
	Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
	Vessel system
	Traits systems
	Rebirth system
	RolePlay events
	Building contests

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4393
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	7264	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	2177	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2169	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8625
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

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Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	4234
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8192
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	2329
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4868	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	342

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OpportuCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2