Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Emeralds Found: 4219 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Farms Harvested: 394
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 580653 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dimension Hops: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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