so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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