so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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