so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 35 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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