so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Divine Spears Created: 11 Ores Mined: 8542
Potions Brewed: 186 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magic Items Found: 6030

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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