so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Towns Built: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
Star Shards Collected: 157 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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