TehranMissileTestCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	8307	Emeralds Found:	5332
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchantments Applied:	237
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1427
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	804	Void Armor Forged:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7775
Towns Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Towns Built:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Potions Brewed:	118
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Towns Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3447	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3838	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Ores Mined:	7567
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29