Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.
Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?
So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 235 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.
Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4573 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.
so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players Online | 1-2 daily |
|---|---|
| Server Uptime | 89.71% |
| Chat Activity | No |
| Server Type | Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported |
If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.
We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!
A: 1-2 players are online daily.
A: The server uptime is 89.71%.
A: No, the chat is not very active.
A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.
A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8043 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
