lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Falling into the Void: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server

    Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRAIN WASTE-CLEARANCE PATHWAYS FOR THE FIRST TIME! WE GOT PROTEINS LIKE AMYLOID AND TAU FORMING CLUMPS AND TANGLES LIKE A BRAIN PUZZLE!

    COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?

    JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • “Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

    “Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

    MoyaiSMP Server Overview

    Server Type Java Minecraft Server
    Features
    • No resets with soft border
    • Mini blocks
    • Global villager curing
    • More mob heads
    • Armor statues
    • Friendly staff/community
    • Shopping district
    Gameplay All survival, no teleports
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    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I join if I am under 16 years old?

    Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.

    2. Are there any PvP activities on the server?

    No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.

    3. How often is the soft border updated?

    The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.

    4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4600 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Ink City Minecraft Server

    Ink City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, tattoos are as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us and show off your inked-up avatar as you battle it out with other players in epic tattoo showdowns. From tribal designs to full-on sleeves, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for plain old Steve or Alex when you can be a badass tattooed warrior in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and let your inked imagination run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

    Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

    PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

    3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

    4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

    5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CalorieCraft: GF Edition

    CalorieCraft: GF Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

    We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

    So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 253

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

    InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CretanCraft Minecraft Server

    CretanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

    once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

    but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

    join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Mines Excavated: 3920 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

    VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN
    come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyLife Rises Slowly

    BlockyLife Rises Slowly
    Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

    we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

    u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

    join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

    OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

    Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 391 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

    Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

    Enival Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Proximity chat A voice chat mod to have more fun.
    Nice community A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
    Votes and suggestions Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    Whitelist A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
    Smooth gameplay A few QoL mods for a better experience.
    No TP No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

    If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join Enival? To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
    Is Enival a vanilla server? Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
    Can I use teleportation commands? No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
    How can I communicate with other players? Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

    Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

    Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

    CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

    Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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