lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Bleach Block Minecraft Server

    Bleach Block Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

    Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

    But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

    So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4437 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

    /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

    But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DoggoDilemmaCraft

    DoggoDilemmaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

    Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • RedFlagGirlMC SMP

    RedFlagGirlMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

    So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ParentalBoundariesMC

    ParentalBoundariesMC
    Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

    Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • KimJongCraftPutinComrade

    KimJongCraftPutinComrade
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

    BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server
    so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

    we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

    imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 New Chunks Explored: 311524

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Prison Pals Minecraft Server

    Prison Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 794955 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

    SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SisterFeed Minecraft Server

    SisterFeed Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

    Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ToplessCraft

    ToplessCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

    So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 411 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

    CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP
    Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Potions Brewed: 166 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • WebCrafterz

    WebCrafterz
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the hidden gem of the internet – just like that website you love but no one else has heard of!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 154 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Alien Abductions: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where north korean soldiers are fighting for putin in ukraine but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from any crazy dictators trying to take over the server! seoul says it’s the most lit place to be right now so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown! with crazy pvp battles and insane builds, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time! join now and show those soldiers who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 228 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GazaCraft: Tank Invasion

    GazaCraft: Tank Invasion
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli tanks are taking over jabalia in northern gaza!! battle it out with your friends and see who can conquer the most land! build your own tank and crush the competition! only the bravest players can survive in this intense war zone! join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and show off your tank-building skills! let’s gooooooo!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6488
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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