Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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