Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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