Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Magic Items Found: 3276
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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