Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Mines Excavated: 1148 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
Animals Bred: 62 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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