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UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	536118	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	572174	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Items Found:	1455
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7179
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineCraftFitTips

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Void Armor Forged:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	6093

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Crops Grown:	7712	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ores Mined:	2780
Love Letters Sent:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magic Items Found:	6913
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15