Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Buildings Constructed: 45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6752 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Alien Abductions: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Mines Excavated: 1189 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Emeralds Found: 954
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 99 Crops Grown: 1528
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2828 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Gods Slained: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7636 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7062 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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