so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Ores Mined: 4456 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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