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Brown Women Quest America 1.20.3

1.20.3, America, American society, BROWN, Brown women, cultural dynamics, deportation, Desperation, Diversity, Exploitation, Gender Roles, immigration, immigration policies, Interracial Relationships, Marriage, marriage market, opportunities, Quest, relationships, Robots, Social Issues, societal norms, white husbands, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a crazy circus in there!

We got brown women running around, looking for white husbands to avoid getting deported!

And guess what? The robots are just standing there, not doing anything to seize this epic opportunity!

You gotta see it to believe it, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold!

PotHeadz Minecraft Server

alcohol theft, community donations, disgusting living conditions, feces in house, hoarder, hygiene problems, landlord issues, living with disability, Minecraft, moving out, physical disability, PotHeadz, rat infestation, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate issues, roommate neglect, Server, shared living space, spoiled food, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as living with Alex? Look no further! Our server is filled with hoarders, rat infestations, and even feces-covered towels! Join us for a wild ride of stolen alcohol, rotting food, and constant drama. Who needs a clean and organized server when you can have all this madness instead? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! Remember, it’s not about being understanding, it’s about embracing the chaos!

NecklaceGateCraft

Abbott Lyon, Apology, Argument, Attention, Birthday, Boyfriend, christmas, COPIED, Hints, instagram, made for you, Necklace, NecklaceGateCraft, personal charms, Quality, self centred, silver, sister, special thing, Stole, Upset

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mines Excavated:	1531
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	122	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t exist unless it’s in the form of building a giant statue of your sister’s Abbott Lyon necklace! Join us for a chance to show off your unique creations and personal charms, just like the ones on that necklace that caused a rift between siblings.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Who knew a simple necklace could cause such chaos? But here, we embrace the chaos and turn it into something beautiful.

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond charm that will make your sister jealous all over again. Just remember, in this world, the only drama is the drama you build.

TownHumorMinecraftSMP

amusement, Chuckle, city, Community, funny, humorous street names, jest, Laughter, local landmarks, Neighborhood, quirky, residential areas, road signs, Smile, street signs, TOWN, TownHumorMinecraftSMP, Unique, urban development, Urban planning, WIT

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Farms Harvested:	385
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	3803
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have streets named after famous Minecraft mobs like Creeper Lane and Enderman Avenue. But wait, it gets even better – we also have a street called Potato Street because one time a player accidentally planted a potato and it grew into a giant potato that took over the whole street! It’s like a potato apocalypse, but in a funny way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Nudity Prohibited

acceptance, body image, comfort level, Confidence, cultural beliefs, Expression, freedom, individual choice, Legal, modesty, nudity, nudity taboo, personal boundaries, personal comfort, PIXEL, Prohibited, public nudity, self esteem, self-consciousness, shame, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where public nudity is not only legal but encouraged! Imagine roaming the virtual world completely in the buff, showing off your pixelated assets to all your fellow players. The only thing stopping you from joining in on the fun is… well, absolutely nothing! So come on down and let it all hang out on our server. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor to protect you, am I right? Join now and embrace your inner nudist in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Activist, anti-government, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, democracy movement, Free Russia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Minecraft, Navalny, Navalny’s Widow, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, opposition movement, political activism, political change, protest, putin, russia, Server, social justice

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Animals Bred:	104	Votes:	6020
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for a ‘free’ Russia like Navalny’s widow! We got crazy battles, like fighting off zombie Putin clones and building statues of Navalny out of diamond blocks! Join us and be part of the revolution, comrades! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the Ender Dragon and bring true freedom to the land of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Mother Russia proud!

Democraftia: Bolso-Bashers United

Accountability, BolsoBashers, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilians, Corruption, current events, Democracy, democracy at work, democracy in action, Democraftia, Government, Impeachment, leadership, News, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Politics, PROTESTS, south america, strength, United

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have BRAZILIANS hailing the STRENGTH of democracy while we call out BOLSONARO for being a total noob. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the government (jk…or are we?). join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares because it’s all in good fun, right? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together on this epic minecraft server!

Fish Follower Frenzy

Animal Behavior, Behavior, bream, Communication, diver, diver interaction, Fish, fish behavior, fish intelligence, fish research, fish study, Follower, Frenzy, human-fish interaction, humans, intelligence, marine life, recognition, researchers, study, Training, Treats, Wild fish

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Votes:	8593	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

OMG, dis server is like no other, bro! we got fish dat can tell humans apart when dey dress different! like, imagine swimming around and da fish be like “oh, dat dude in da pink speedo is Steve, he always brings me treats!” we trained dem bream to follow a specific diver for treats, so now dey basically our underwater spies, lmao! join dis server if you wanna be part of da fishy secret agent squad and change da way we treat fish forever! swim with da fishes, but not in a mafia way, in a cool Minecraft way! 🐟🕶️🎮 #FishySpies #UnderwaterMinecraftMafia

❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, 283408, 30045188y629800899405989966998947, banner, Cases, cases for each player, cases for parkour, Donations, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, love, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Parkour, player, Server, Servers, Storage, TrulyMine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

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Lasergurkenland

32gb ram, 5 year old world, Anarchy, big farms, Domain, Empty, free, Hosted, i7-6700HQ, Large farms, Lasergurkenland, latest java version, No Lag, No Rules, Private, Public, pure vanilla, TerraByte, Updating, vanilla minecraft, Zillyhuhn

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimension Hops:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Lasergurkenland Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public pure vanilla server without rules
World Reset	Not reset since launch in 2020
World Size	2 terabyte
Rules	No rules at all
Server Specs	i7-6700HQ (8) @ 3.500GHz, 32GB of RAM
Access	lgl.zillyhuhn.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no rules against griefing
Can players create their own factions or groups?	Players are free to create their own factions or groups
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome
Are there any banned items or activities?	No, all items and activities are allowed
How often is the server updated to the latest java version?	The server is always updated to the latest java version

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	9343
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	1343
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	4049	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1