| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5955 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 334 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3311 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6467 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8573 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4619 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4881 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7856 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!
The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!
Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!
Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6578 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5381 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6912 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8248 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 288 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3408 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.
so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8613 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3700 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| About the Server |
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| We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics. |
| Seasonal Switches |
| We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else. |
| What You Can Expect |
| Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging. |
A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.
A: No, joining the server is completely free.
A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8989 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.
You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.
So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 378 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7677 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 445 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.
So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 653 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 205 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 339 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 89 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 428 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4937 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 116 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 113 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 127 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9851 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4127 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5329 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 9729 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 270 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
