Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Runes Activated: 2
Enchantments Applied: 203 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 30 Towns Built: 7
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Ores Mined: 5648 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Runes Activated: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 143 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 216
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Farms Harvested: 225

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2318

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3143 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9331 Star Shards Collected: 284
    Enchantments Applied: 267 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 120349 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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