Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Meteorites Collected: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Gods Slained: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Runes Activated: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2250

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 148

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Crops Grown: 7232
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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