Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 316874 Gods Slained: 0
Crops Grown: 9796 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Magic Items Found: 7207 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Mines Excavated: 2627 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Crops Grown: 3821
    Animals Bred: 68 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Void Gems Collected: 33

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2062 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Runes Activated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dimension Hops: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 399 Animals Bred: 145
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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