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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9167 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3542 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Enchantments Applied: | 65 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!