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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4463 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!