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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8953 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!