Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Divine Spears Created: 29 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 6267 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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