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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dimension Hops: 13
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Potions Brewed: 121
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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