| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 8519 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 6268 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 100 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 116 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 238 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9656 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
