Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	246
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ScaredyCraft

childhood fears, facing fears, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of criticism, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of ghosts, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of monsters, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the dentist, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, overcoming fears, ScaredyCraft

Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7277	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

acknowledging racism, addressing racism, cognitive dissonance, discrimination, emotional avoidance, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, implicit bias, mental health, negative emotions, NoH8, prejudice, racial awareness, racial bias, racial inequality, racial injustice, RacismFree, self reflection, social change, social justice, societal norms, systemic racism, Zone

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

Adventure, Ales, Brewing, BUILD, Decisions, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Dynmap, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Galore, Legacy, MARK, Market system, recipes, Rich world, Survival, TOWN, Tribes, Vanilla, Wacky, weapons, Wins

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	671	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	New Chunks Explored:	907987
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Animals Bred:	152

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

bold, Bongo, bongo drummer, CHEEKY, Clever, Creative, DATING, Drummers, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, memorable, Minecraft, Music, percussionist, pick up line, playful, Rent, rent’s due, Server, slap that ass, Smooth, Unique, Witty

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	178	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	8109

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.