yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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